The Slimcado: Florida’s Contribution to the World

Rating: 1.5/5 stars

This is me with a slimcado at Hartman’s. On the sticker it says they’re from Florida. I eat avocados for snacks but I didn’t like the slimcado. The texture was a bit like an avocado but a little lighter, and it tasted like water with a faint avocado taste. And it was expensive ($2 each). I bought two of them but I’m going to stick with normal avocados because these suck and the seed looks really weird. I don’t know who invented these but whoever did is stupid. When I cut it open I thought it had blue fungus growing inside, but after some investigation I found out it was from the blue light on my toaster.